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Juanlotes 

Juanlotes definition: the Guatemalan goddess.. whos power was picking up chickie babes in 3’s. Hes also known as three-in-one (3 persons in one ). The ladies wanted him, the men envied him. His favourite meal included juevos rancheros con frijoles with a lil curry on top.
"its juanlotes pendejo"
"wheres my curry, its juanlotes u talkin to"
"meng i need a boyfriend, juanlotes"
Juanlotes by Carlotes October 29, 2007
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A group of dank memers who reigned the halls of Battle Field back from 2014-2018. All rumored to be gay, especially that one brown couple that owns a parrot. Also consists of the vegan, the half white half Mexican chick who skates in California, the white fever asian who's at fall risk, the sax player, and the super gay one that has a huge clown kink.
Mark: Did you hear of Juantes?
Jana: Yeah they're gay
Juantes by ipxclub October 17, 2018
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JuanJonesDaTherd 

Boy you acting like JuanJonesDaTherd

JuanDoesStuff 

A charismatic and engaging Twitch streamer known for his diverse content and vibrant personality. With a welcoming community and a knack for creating entertaining streams, Juan captivates his audience with a mix of gaming, chatting, and creative activities.
Can't wait to see the next JuanDoesStuff stream so we can bully- I mean support him with kind words of encouragement!
JuanDoesStuff by EdEddnEdgyy July 5, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026