Juanlotes

Juanlotes definition: the Guatemalan goddess.. whos power was picking up chickie babes in 3’s. Hes also known as three-in-one (3 persons in one ). The ladies wanted him, the men envied him. His favourite meal included juevos rancheros con frijoles with a lil curry on top.

"its juanlotes pendejo"
"wheres my curry, its juanlotes u talkin to"
"meng i need a boyfriend, juanlotes"

Juanlotes by Carlotes October 29, 2007

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Juantes

A group of dank memers who reigned the halls of Battle Field back from 2014-2018. All rumored to be gay, especially that one brown couple that owns a parrot. Also consists of the vegan, the half white half Mexican chick who skates in California, the white fever asian who's at fall risk, the sax player, and the super gay one that has a huge clown kink.

Mark: Did you hear of Juantes?
Jana: Yeah they're gay

Juantes by ipxclub October 17, 2018

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Juanlotes • Juantes • JuanDoesStuff • JuanJonesDaTherd • juan jose santos • Juan Lopez

JuanJonesDaTherd

Why tha fuck did you search this

Boy you acting like JuanJonesDaTherd

JuanJonesDaTherd by JuanJonesDaTherd June 5, 2023

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JuanDoesStuff

A charismatic and engaging Twitch streamer known for his diverse content and vibrant personality. With a welcoming community and a knack for creating entertaining streams, Juan captivates his audience with a mix of gaming, chatting, and creative activities.

Can't wait to see the next JuanDoesStuff stream so we can bully- I mean support him with kind words of encouragement!

JuanDoesStuff by EdEddnEdgyy July 5, 2024

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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