Juanlotes definition: the Guatemalan goddess.. whos power was picking up chickie babes in 3’s. Hes also known as three-in-one (3 persons in one ). The ladies wanted him, the men envied him. His favourite meal included juevos rancheros con frijoles with a lil curry on top.
"its juanlotes pendejo"
"wheres my curry, its juanlotes u talkin to"
"meng i need a boyfriend, juanlotes"