A fucktard that sucks hella dick and is a weapon, he takes bricks to school and laughs like a dumbass while at the same time loving any girl with a dick.
by UrbanHokage February 9, 2018
by the_english_teacher April 27, 2017
The most perfect guy in this world. In a room full of people your eyes will be fixed only on him. Handsome, caring and intelligent, a girl can dream. You wish he was yours.
José Manuel is perfect
by La fira June 23, 2020
by Ryan Lefure May 12, 2013
While you are getting dome, cum in the girl's mouth. She then spits the cum in your asshole, and you proceed to fart the cum all over her face.
by ThatOneNozZ January 26, 2010
José's Dick is the good kinda dick. Normal Mexican sized penis with a little extra thickness passed down from his ancient ancestors. Usually, any José with a dick tends to get positive and or remarkable reviews from their sexual mates. Jose's dick is the good dick and can make any asshole, vagina, mouth , or where ever you stick this thing, happy.
José's dick wasn't the biggest but he knew how to make it werk. Even if he didn't know how to werk it, it's amazing.
by MacNutHoze September 3, 2015
José Digma originated from the Mexican folktale Joe Mamia where Joe Mamia was recruited for a expedition to find and kill José Digma who at the time was unleashing a deadly plague known as ligma. José Digma was located on top of mountain Hairib allsack which is where Joe Mamia was heading. Now at the mountain, to his surprise he found that José Digma had recruited the mercenary Mike Hawk to defend the mountain. He fought hard butt so did Mike Hawk witch left Joe Mamia only one way to beat him witch was with a secret technique called Hellen Keller witch he hoped to use against José Digma butt if he didn’t use it here he would die so he used it to kill Mike Hawk butt now unable to use Hellen Keller again he has to fight José Digma without his secret technique. Two of the other people on the expedition named Yuri Nator and Vi China rushed ahead to fight José Digma butt they were no match for him and were quickly killed butt before they died Joe Mamia used his UNO REVERSE CARD he had gotten from his master Chris P Bacon. To use in only the most dire situations such as this and with it he reversed the ligma being spread all over Mexico and forced it inside of José Digma. José Digma now furious that he had been infected with ligma he killed Joe Mamia. José Digma now with moments left to live do to the amount of ligma that is inside him looked over mountain Hairib allsack and saw all those who had died from the ligma he had unleashed and felt nothing but sorrow as he died of ligma.
Today the story of Joe Mamia is celebrated with the joke that is told by saying José Digma to someone and having them say what is José Digma and when they say that you say José Digma balls in your mouth. And in traditional uses of the joke after saying José Digma balls in your mouth you stab them in their eyes to honor Mike Hawk
by MikeHawk4ever December 8, 2022