3 talentless pricks who sing shitty pop songs which 6-17 year old females(and some males) tend to like
girl: OMG!!! I LUV THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!
boy: OMG SO DO I!!!!!!!
person who likes good music:you guys are retarded listening to them! You dont know good music!!!!
boy and girl:ZOMG SHUT UP! *runs away crying*
boy: OMG SO DO I!!!!!!!
person who likes good music:you guys are retarded listening to them! You dont know good music!!!!
boy and girl:ZOMG SHUT UP! *runs away crying*
by talksomeshit October 10, 2009
Scum of the scum of the music world. Untalented, overrated, and loved by millions of mindless teenage girls. Mostly famous for their looks. The killing blow to any respect I ever gave the music industry.
Most fans are between the ages of 8-14, have little to no individuality, and can't type worth shit. Extremely annoying.
Most fans are between the ages of 8-14, have little to no individuality, and can't type worth shit. Extremely annoying.
"OMJ!!!! I luv da jonas brothers soooo much! <33333 Deys soooo talented!!!"
Please, shut up, you sound like a retard.
Please, shut up, you sound like a retard.
by The Lovely Miss Misery September 23, 2008
A really overrated mainstream.. Ah screw it, they just suck so much, they dont need a definition. they suck, period. they dont have talent, the guitarists suck, the drummer sucks, and the trio is gay, they have threesomes every Saturday. They just pretend to like "hot girls", but they're really gay. That loser whos dating Selena Gomez is a closet case, obviously.
Majority of Jonas fans are 8 - 13 year old girls who think if something is popular, it's good. and they also think that if a band's members are ugly, they suck.
The fans are stupid, and are usually bashed by Guns N' Roses fans. They tend to hate on us and say things like Slash being gay and Axl Rose being ugly and that they suck cause they're old, but in reality: they do suck. NOW. They rocked hard in the late 80s early 90s but not anymore.
They also hate anything that is not of 2007, and when comparing Beatles to JB, they say Beatles are a bunch of old dead people from the 1930s (someone actually said this) and to old rock fans, they tell us "Get with the times." No, I dont wanna get with the times when most music of "the times" is shit.
One last thing: THIS BAND IS NOT ROCK. FACE IT, IT'S GAY MAINSTREAM POP. ROCK HAS GUITAR SOLOS, GOOD RIFFS, TALENT.
Majority of Jonas fans are 8 - 13 year old girls who think if something is popular, it's good. and they also think that if a band's members are ugly, they suck.
The fans are stupid, and are usually bashed by Guns N' Roses fans. They tend to hate on us and say things like Slash being gay and Axl Rose being ugly and that they suck cause they're old, but in reality: they do suck. NOW. They rocked hard in the late 80s early 90s but not anymore.
They also hate anything that is not of 2007, and when comparing Beatles to JB, they say Beatles are a bunch of old dead people from the 1930s (someone actually said this) and to old rock fans, they tell us "Get with the times." No, I dont wanna get with the times when most music of "the times" is shit.
One last thing: THIS BAND IS NOT ROCK. FACE IT, IT'S GAY MAINSTREAM POP. ROCK HAS GUITAR SOLOS, GOOD RIFFS, TALENT.
average jonas fan: OMFG THE JONAS BROTHERS? THE ARE SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like nick is the absolute hottest LULZ. he's a good christian boy. he would never go out with that skank Miley. OMFG hold on!!! they're song just came on disney radio!!!! LMAO. OMFG
*actual quote, im not even kiddin*
*actual quote, im not even kiddin*
by jermomsucksmydick August 6, 2008
Ear rape.
a band of brothers that tries to put the highest quantity of bad, inharmonious sounds in a 3 minute time slot to poorly written lyrics. Teeny-bopper fodder.
a band of brothers that tries to put the highest quantity of bad, inharmonious sounds in a 3 minute time slot to poorly written lyrics. Teeny-bopper fodder.
oooh! real life example
My mother watching SNL Jonas Brothers Performance: How can any one like this?
Me:....I-I don't know.
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A: wanna hear my bands new song?
B: sure?
:after song is done:
B:..... that was horrible. it was like the Jonas Brothers
A: I can't be that bad!
B: oh it is, my ears they bleed
My mother watching SNL Jonas Brothers Performance: How can any one like this?
Me:....I-I don't know.
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A: wanna hear my bands new song?
B: sure?
:after song is done:
B:..... that was horrible. it was like the Jonas Brothers
A: I can't be that bad!
B: oh it is, my ears they bleed
by yourfisharemine December 6, 2009
1.Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas are faggots.
2. The Jonas Brothers are gay.
3. The guy is too stupid/gay for his own good.
4. These celebrities are way too popular for their own good.
2. The Jonas Brothers are gay.
3. The guy is too stupid/gay for his own good.
4. These celebrities are way too popular for their own good.
by CTUDirector-C September 24, 2008
A band that 9-17 yr. old fangirls like because they're mildly good-looking (thanks to airbrush, photoshop, and liposuction) and sing about getting with girls (and possibly boys) with as many innuendos as Disney allows them.
For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").
By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.
For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").
By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.
Fangirl: THEIR SONGS ARE ALL FOR ME!!!11! OMJ, THEY WANT ME! THEY WANT ME SO HARD!
Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.
Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.
by BeccaQuinlan July 18, 2008