5 definitions by BeccaQuinlan

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A band that 9-17 yr. old fangirls like because they're mildly good-looking (thanks to airbrush, photoshop, and liposuction) and sing about getting with girls (and possibly boys) with as many innuendos as Disney allows them.

For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").

By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.
Fangirl: THEIR SONGS ARE ALL FOR ME!!!11! OMJ, THEY WANT ME! THEY WANT ME SO HARD!

Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.
by BeccaQuinlan July 18, 2008

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A serious case of cerebral palsy that (those with the disease) find fellow cerebral palsy victims (or idiots who will easily follow them) and create a "gang", thus making their embarrassing disease look tight as shit or dumb as hell.
Hood Rat #1: YO NIGGA CHEK DIS SHIT OUT! *cerebral palsy kicks in*

Hood Rat #2: HOLY SHIT IT LUKS LIKE THE WORD BLOOD!

Thus, a gang and gang sign is born.
by BeccaQuinlan January 18, 2009

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A nickname for the newly openly gay actress Lindsay Lohan. Because she is now lesbian, she is now considered a "bro."
PAPARAZZI: Lindsay!! Lohan!! This way!
*NO RESPONSE*
UPDATED PAPARAZZI: Lindsay Brohan!! Over here!
*BOOM. New lesbo shot for Highlights Magazine.. Sweet dreams children of our future*
by BeccaQuinlan February 19, 2009

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When you have power over someone simply because you have a vagina.

See also: pussy whipped
WOMAN: Fetch me a Cosmo, bitch.
MAN: Get it your own damn self.
WOMAN: What in the hell did you just say? *flashes her vagina*
MAN: I'll be back in two minutes.

Thus, the woman has an advagtage over the man.
by BeccaQuinlan February 05, 2009

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A person whose skin is so dark that they blend into dark surroundings (such as shadows) thus having a huge advantage over their prey.
ALBINO: My, what a dark alley! I sure as shit hope that --

*OUT OF NOWHERE! AN INCOGNEGRO!*

-Death Ensues shortly after-
by BeccaQuinlan February 05, 2009

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