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A bitch that is part of the Jonas Brothers, who will one day get caught showering with his brothers, then cut by Disney. >:)
Nick Jonas has gay orgies with his brothers.
by N!©H01@$ June 05, 2009
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person one: name a popular fruit

person two: Nick Jonas
by th3 newvoltaire August 02, 2010
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Fag. :D
Nick Jonas is gay. :)
by My ass teehee March 12, 2009
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ex. That fag is so Nick Jonas.
by Ilikerape October 05, 2009
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(1) A stupid 15 year old dude who sings in a retarded bubble gum pop band with his equally stupid brothers who all need to get singing lessons

(2) A retarded singer who broke up with Miley Cyrus an equally retarded singe who sounds like a countrified rabbit
Nick Jonas sucks and needs to get singing lessons
by Naught M.I. Realname June 28, 2009
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I am currently a student who graduated from YOUR ASS UNIVERSITY on a full ride scholarship for academics and I turned my tv on one night after studying and I saw A buttfucking gay who blew my cock into permanent hibernation. Now on to my definition: A worthless buttfuck of a person. Cant sing, play or act. He enjoys terrorizing the pop culture world along with his two cocksucking gay brothers.... but there is hope....the little prick is infected with type 1 diabetes and probably (hopefully) wont live to see 30. Be strong. He will be gone soon enough.
Example 1
Doctor: Im afraid you have type 1 diabetes.

Patient: Fuck Dammit!

Doctor: Yes I know, but there are options.

Patient: No thanks. I'd rather die than have anything in common with that buttfuck NICK JONAS!

Example 2
Doctor: The only way to cure your penis cancer is to shove a glass rod up your penis hole and smash it.

Patient: You mean you have to give me a....Nick Jonas?
by Kyle Porna October 04, 2009
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the diabetic monchichi of the band the jonas brothers. he is owned by disney and therefore forbiden of sex until marriage.
by athanfromasia August 07, 2009
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