a completley useless person who has no value to society
brad luberda is a joke
by marge simpson September 08, 2005
A very easy course that requires little outside study.
Spend your time studying for Physiology. Nutrition is a joke.
by matt April 16, 2005
A build-up plus a punch line.
Did you hear about the guy who had a suitcase full of bluebirds, bluethroats, European and American robins, nightingales, and veerys? He wound up in the doctor's office; he had quite a case of thrush.
by Korora December 03, 2003
Someone who is way off, way stupid
see: douchebag & john kerry
John Kerry, he isn't just a cunt, he's a motherfucking joke.
by oddfishstick July 07, 2004
Joke is a legal term denoting a common defense for violent criminal acts.

Joke arises from old English Common Law, when it was common to kill a man, shrug, and tell the Sheriff of Nottingham, "We were just joking and the clumsy prick fell onto that knife I left in his back."

The Sheriff was required by Common Law to flick the criminal's ear and tell him, "It's funny until someone loses an eye." In extreme cases, the Sheriff would require the criminal to go stand in the corner for fifteen minutes, after which he would chide the criminal, "It's not so funny now, is it dumbass?"
"Not fucking funny!"

~ Thomas Jefferson on jokes.
by Kodiac_1 July 02, 2006
A ludicrous object or concept that can be called a 'joke' because its sheer stupidity is ridiculous enough to make a person laugh.
The idea of letting a 'partnership' of homosexual dogs receive the same benefits as straight canines is a joke.
by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005
Woman's rights
It's not really a joke.
by Danio Phantamo March 13, 2009

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