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Johnny Smakface

Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.

He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
by <3Pnub February 24, 2005
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