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The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.
Johnny Depp is absolutely fucking brilliant.
by Nicki November 15, 2004
the only 40 year old i eyeball, hottest man alive.
Birth name: John Christopher Depp
Birthday: June 9, 1963
Birth Place: Owensboro, Kentucky
Greatest Movie: Pirates of the Carribean
Movies I've Seen: Pirates of the Carribean, Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare on Elm Street, Secret Window, and Edward Scissorhands

10 things that are awesome about hin

-He has got the nicest cheekbones I've ever seen.
-Awesome style, looks good in anything he wears
-Firey Hot Voice
-Sexy Man
-hes JOHNNY DEPP! need i say more?
-good actor
-he was voted by People Magazine as sexiest man alive
-He's got nice abs
-Great Smile
-Im have a fan club of him. Wanna Join?

Ashley: Look It's Johnny Depp!
Shelbie: -faints-
Ashley: -faints
Tiff: -faints
Scott: I'm Not Gay - runs away
Levi: -sulks about- I love linzy!
Linzy: Johnny Depp is ugly
Johnny Depp: -slaps linzy-
by Shelbie June 10, 2004
two words: DAMN FINE
If every guy looked like Johnny Depp there would be no lesbians in the world.
by Michelle October 02, 2003
beautiful beautiful man.
fantabulous actor.
that johnny is hot and a good actor.
by beautiful banana February 28, 2005
hottest man alive. A man of talent. The best actor in the world. Sexist man alive.
"Johnny Depp is mega hot"
by Pirate lover July 14, 2004
johnny depp is the hottest guy in the whole world! not only is he sexy n looks great in eye-liner, but he dosent exactly go with the flow, n thats what sets him apart from all the other dead-beat actors!
'd-i-v-o-r-c-e divorce u ingnorant hick!'
by billie_joe March 21, 2005
hot hot hot!
my hot grandma in spandex on a hot summer day ((oo yeah))
by taylor April 11, 2004
A very good looking actor, who is much better looking than the ugly twat called Orlando Bloom.
Orlando Bloom is gay.
by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004