John Bird 

Why the fuck did you look up your own name in the urban dictionary.

John Bird is a fucking dumbass

John Bird by John's a bitch (ak50) May 20, 2021

JohnBiid 

Faking in injury to get out of a prior commitment

Yo, can you believe that Collin Johnbiid his own birthday party? He probably didn't want to hear jokes about his 3-7 fantasy record all night.

JohnBiid by SockRooster November 19, 2022