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John Stewart

1) The african-american green lantern.
2) An annoying misspelling of Jon Stewart, host of the daily show.
John Stewart's portrayal in the Justice League cartoon was probably the best of any green lantern. DC characters can be deep, sometimes.
John Stewart by birdboy2000 July 4, 2005

John Stewart

the funniest fucking man on the planet.
Jon Stewart is what makes the news worth watching.
John Stewart by Wendy January 20, 2005

John Stewart

Upcoming rising star with gibraltars finest, Also leads the Cathcart boys to victory with his prestigious coaching and extreme training methods to achieve perfection, his favourite player is starlet Goalkeeper CK who saves all the shots and scores only bangers
Ginger John Stewart is a wank
John Stewart by CFootMafia June 24, 2021

John Stewart was on the list 

The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.
Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026