John Key 

The attempted act of joining into a three-way handshake, Usually resulting in embarrassment and rejection by the dominant handshaker.

(Also knowed as the finger flaping dance.)

"Bro that was awkward you just John Keyed me"

"did you see that guy John Key Richie Mccaw, how embarrassing "

John Key by gotaproblem? October 26, 2011

John Key 

A senile old mental patient who escaped the asylum and is now running New Zealand. He needs to be stopped before he cripples the country forever.

John Key is an arse; that's all there is to it.

John Key by Trollbeast August 12, 2012

John Key 

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.

Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.

John Key by Caspin April 26, 2016

John Key 

John Key is the current PM of New Zealand. He was voted in to this position by the New Zealand public solely because he has a slightly more dignified appearance and manner than the previous PM, Comrade Helen.
Although he comes across as a soft, modern man, he recently demonstrated that he is, in fact, a hard man, and is prepared to give all in service of his country. He demonstrated this by breaking his right arm in two places at a function, then carrying on as if nothing happened. He then shook the hands of 120 touch rugby players at another function before seeking medical help. Because of this, the phrase "to do a John Key" now refers to a seemingly uncharacteristic act of bravery and resolve.

Were John Campbell to do something remotely masculine, he could be said to 'have done a John Key'.

John Key by HB1459 January 25, 2009

John Key 

The face of the opposition to the completely useless Labour party in the NZ parliament and as far as a lot of people are concerned the next rightful NZ PM.

Vote for John Key for PM and get rid of the ugly transvestite!! lol

John Key by lucky015 March 22, 2009

John Key 

John Key is the leader of the New Zealand National Party, currently the party in opposition. Currently despite being inexperienced, and despite allegations of misleading the public over the true policies that the National Party would implement once in government (such as privatisation and the cutting of social spending) he is enjoying some popularity within the New Zealand public. Thus, his name lends to the unfortunate situation where a person can convince a large amount of people (in some cases, nation-states) that they are an 'all right guy' and are 'sympathetic to ordinary people' despite evidence to the contrary (in terms of their hidden policies) that would suggest that they are putting on a facade.

Person A: Where did all this terrible policy come from! Why has unemployment gone up? I thought (insert politican's name here) was a nice guy!

Person B: Oh dear, you fell for the classic John Key trick!

John Key by BarnabusWh July 16, 2007

John Key 

The act of pulling on a girl's ponytail

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"

John Key by Jacinda Arden November 30, 2021