An adult male between 18-35, usually of Italian-American heritage, from the greater NYC metro area, including but not limited to Long Island, Westchester, Northern New Jersey, and Yonkers. Joeys can be distinguished by their clothes; the most important characteristic is a black leather jacket worn over either an expensive plain white or black t-shirt. Gold chains and rings and expensive jeans are also commonly found on the Joey. Hair is generally slicked back, although Joeys have occasionally been spotted with gelled spikes. Joeys tend to display characteristics of bravado, and a substantially well developed ego. Joeys, as a rule are self-serious and highly concerned with their image; self deprecation, goofiness and/or doubt are mutually exclusive with the Joey. Joeys tend to travel in BMW 3 series sedans, Cadillac Esaclades and Ford Expeditions, or other SUVs, generally with dark tinted windows, and rap music playing; this trait varies with outside influences and income however. Volvos, Station Wagons, Hybrids, Pickups and Non-European compact cars are also mutually exclusive with the Joey. Common places to spot Joeys during warm weather months include the Jersey Shore, and The Hamptons. During winter months, Hunter Mountain and Killington are favorite Joey gathering places. Joeys tend to ski poorly, and usually under the influence of Budweiser or Vodka. Joeys also tend to ski in the aforementioned leather jacket and jeans. While sometimes displaying traits of meatheadedness, the Joey is generally an earnest specie and an entertaining contributor to most social gatherings. However, it should be noted that Joeys do not generally respond well to the presence of Hippies, Hipster/Intellectuals or Homosexuals

There have been reports of a western variety known as the "Denver Joey" but reports have not yet been confirmed, pending research.
"Vinny", 22, A communications major at Suny Albany. Originally from Roslyn, Vinny drives a black '97 Grand Cherokee with tinted windows. Vinny is a fan of the Islanders, the Jets, "Boston Sucks" shirts and the phrase "Strong Island." Mikey is counting the minutes until he can leave upstate and get back home.
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The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
A unique guy, with a great sense of humor
Tall,dark, and handsome
Cuddly like a teddy bear but strong like a man
Gorgeous eyes,and a great conversationalist
Complete package
Total hottie
My Joey Joe Joe
Joey is soooooooooo hot
by BethW May 15, 2008
A dependable friend and someone who'll always be there for someone they care about. The life of the party and hilarious. A little too perverted at times but its funny so it all works out. Always knows how to cheer someone up. A hard worker with a little too much on their plate but they try their best. Sometimes a joey needs a good friend to remind them its all worth it.
I was having a bad night until i got online and talked to him. he's such a joey
by <<<<<<4 February 23, 2010
Joey - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.
Someday I'll wake up with my Joey.
by 1995JBJ October 23, 2009
A term for baby kangaroo.
But not only that, it is Australian slang for a person usually youn, who is very bouncy, energetic, and sometimes may act a little violent and crazy
I was at the bar hittin on some damn Joey's girlfriend and he hit me in the face!
by JoECraZy24 October 13, 2006
An intelligent, incredible sexy, and wonderful human being.
Joey has the habit of breaking everything down and making things
complicated. However, it makes him even more adorable. Joey has a great
sense of humor and can always make you laugh. Hours feel like seconds when
you're talking to Joey.Joey is also a stud muffin, being far from Joey can
be extremely difficult. Joey is the sweetest gentlemen and utterly irresistable. Joey will make you smile like a fool.
Joey is the best thing that has happened to me.
by katester3000 March 03, 2010
irish origin,means that he is better than you at everything just the coolest name in the world
joey is the coolest person ever
by drew halbaken January 12, 2008
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