Jizzturbed 

When you are blissfully masturbating, totally in the moment, and some bastard barges in on you without knocking.

I was watching midget porn, about to bust a nut, when suddenly my roommate jizzturbed me by coming in unannounced.

Jizzturbed by ali twatastic June 1, 2013

JizzTurbate 

Another way of saying masturbate. Made by-Antony Basta

I love to Jizzturbate

JizzTurbate by Mr.Basta April 7, 2009

jizzturkey 

When you jizz in a turkey on Thanksgiving Day and everyone eats it.

Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.

Guy 1: What did you eat on Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.

jizzturkey by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015

jizztube

1. A vagina filled with jizz.

2. A person who is just as attractive as a vagina filled with jizz, usually used to describe females. The male equivalent is jizzbag.

3. A slut.

1. Man I really stuffed that jizztube!

2. I wouldn't want to blow a load in that jizztube.

3. See that chick there? She's such a jizztube.

jizztube by Aziz, the bringer of LIGHT January 6, 2009