What happens to me because I'm a virgin.
Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.
Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.
Jizz in my pants
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.
Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.
Jizz in my pants
by 123_Fake_Street January 13, 2009
Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.
Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.
Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.
Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.
by Kaboose777 December 12, 2008
Hilarious SNL skit that aired at about 12:40 AM. It is about two guys who jizz in their pants at just about everything from a hot girl to an alarm clock.
Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
by Jamiesayshello December 9, 2008
by Spocker December 2, 2010
"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."
"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
by Smithers john February 1, 2009
When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.
"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.
by Drew is da fuckin man. December 10, 2008
by bagelbailey June 8, 2009