Bruce Willis

actor who always has a hangover.

Bruce Willis is the man. He owns.

by Rickster885 July 19, 2003

Bruce Willis

He who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons

Holy shit, it's Bruce Willis! Several of my organs collapsed and I've been diagnosed with several terminal diseases. I wish that I had seen Chuck Norris instead.

by Will Leonard November 30, 2006

Bruce Willis

Bruce willis was born on the moon before the dawn of time. He was the love child between chuck norris and a ninja. Over his life he has accomplished many tasks including going back in time to stop a time paradox from occuring, forming Pantera, and his acting career which he is most famous for. In his acting career he is most noted in the autobiography Die Hard. However they had to change his name from Bruce Willis to John Mclaine because if people knew that Bruce Willis actually pulled that shit off, their eyes would explode and they would piss out their liquified innards for months. Other real-life biographies include, Rambo 4, the Evil Dead series, every george romero movie that DOESN'T suck, and the star wars series as Darth Vader, except instead of being either a whiney kid or an emo teenager, he was actually a viking, and instead of Obi Wan kicking his ass, Bruce takes his lightsaber and gouges out both of his eyes, and force feeds them down his throat. Due to this change, instead of episodes IV, V, and VI being nothing but him chopping off baby heads and eating everyne like it was supposed to, it turned out to be a long, complex trilogy which still kicked ass but still should have been bruce willis eating people. However, George Lucas was in charge and he decided to go with his idea. Bruce Willis got pissed and kicked his ass so hard after episodes 1 2 and 3 came out that he sent him back in time 30 years and was forced to write episodes 4 5 and 6 back then instead.

It is common knowledge that every time Bruce Willis says "Yippee-kai-yay mother fucker," and emo gets sodomized with a jack hammer.

There are rumors that Bruce Willis created a sucky jazz album. However these accusations are false. He actually released the first version of Reign In Blood by Slayer, but it was decided that the album was so hardcore that people would die in gruesome ways upon hearing Bruce's kickass guitar playing, and thus hired the slayer we see today as the composers of the album. The sucky jazz album was actually just Kenny G trying to fuck up Bruce's career. Bruce is planning his immense ass-kicking as we speak.

by Nighthawk41 May 29, 2008

Bruce Willis

Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker

best quote from all die hard movies said by bruce willis

"Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker"

youtube video
/watch?v=VTRtwCjk1EI

by |Grayfox| November 30, 2009

Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis is without a doubt THEE hardest man alive.
He once killed 100 gangsters with a shoe lace and can piss out fire

Can also mean kick the crap outta' somebody

I'm gonner Bruce Willis your ass!

by Bruce Harris August 14, 2009

Bruce Willis

v. to shave balding hair on your head with the hope that it will make you look cool again.

e.g. from TMZ on Prince Edward's thinning hair: "He ought to Bruce Willis that."

by tuxwrench May 18, 2009

Bruce Willis

n. someone who is obsessed with killing and has a propensity to keep living / or die hard

something of the nature of Bruce Willis in any Die Hard - please ignore The Sixth Sense

by Shanina July 16, 2005