The flurry of semen that is released from the penis of a pornographic star upon his ejaculation.
Holy shit we're caught in his jizzard!
by Andrew aka Dirdy Sanchez September 27, 2003
Top Definition
1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
by 1921 May 08, 2011
A Jizzard is a Blizzard made out of Jizz. It may also refer to a parody of The Blizzard of Oz, The Jizzard of Drake. for an example
Ozzy:"Hey man, have you listened to my Blizzard of Oz album?"
Zakk:"Yeah, I have, but I prefer the Jizzard of Zakk, haha."
by UncleJizzy April 04, 2010
The reason the world will end in 2012. Dairy Queen's overpriced products will trigger DQ product designers to desperately create a mixture of porn and ice cream to promote sales: the "Jizzard." The resulting atrocity will herald the collapse of the Earth's civilizations.
I would like a number 69 with an Oreo Breasticle Jizzard instead of the Pepsi.

Thanks, that'll be 6.90 at the window.
by Mighara June 23, 2010
A slang term for Wizard, relating to "jizz", a slang term for semen.
...and the magical jizzard cast a spell on the entire town of North Fattyus Assius.
by Crabtree March 25, 2004
The act of one man ejaculating into/onto another mans penis while the other does the same.
"Last night my boyfriend and I had a jizzard in the public bathroom
by Gahd February 18, 2014
a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)
Get off my jock, you jizzard. You blew my buddy Tony not five minutes ago!
by d0rk May 24, 2004
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