1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard
that excels in acts of wizardry combined
looked at the jizzard... and he knew
he was at the wrooong side of town.'
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy
was left weakened
and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.