Jizz Farter

One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.

frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"

frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"

frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."

Jizz Farter by theoriginalJF April 25, 2011

jizz farmer 

1. One who causes sperm to come forth through various methods.
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen

That bitch is a straight jizz farmer. She wouldnt stop rubbing my dick until i ran dry.

jizz farmer by shabat July 7, 2008

Sweaty Jizz Farmer 

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

Sweaty Jizz Farmer by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009

jizz farmer 

1. one who harvests jizz from multiple sources including animals and people in order to bottle it for a profit by selling it to sperm banks

look at that bastard gary he wanked of that horse for three hours, i bet hes got so much jizz hes a jizzilliannare, what a jizz farmer

jizz farmer by luron November 4, 2008

Jizzfarmer 

one who raises and tends to jizz as if it were a cash crop

I wish my husband wasn't a jizzfarmer because he always expects me to clean him up after a day in the fields.

Jizzfarmer by Jerandam June 20, 2008