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Jhonen Vasquez (Joe-Nen Vass-Kezz)creator of a series of comics particularly popular with people of the underground life style. His popularity tends to stem from the mass amount of homocide inside his comics, rather than the actual story-line, which is excellent in its self. His style of art is incredibly unique, and you won't find alot like it before he became famous(or infamous, shall we say). He is not rather kind to his fans, and states that he has a large amount distain for them, while also seeming to intensly enjoy the attention. Popular with all groups, but more recently a flood of Angsty Teenagers has been ruining it for everyone (what else is new). This was happening before, but the rate of defilation increased due to Invader Zim, which in itself was an excellent show. The blame is the charator GIR, whose antics, while funny, attracted everyone... ESPECIALLY hyper-active preteen girls. Gir was highly humorous, but can get quite annoying when repeated constantly by a adolescent squeaky girl. Interesting enough, the support from these younglings came too late for the show... AFTER it was cancelled.

~Works~
Johnny the Homocidial Maniac
Squee!
The Bad Art Collection
Filler Bunny
Everything can be Beaten
Invader Zim
I Feel Sick

Facts:
Born on September 1st
Is taller then everyone else says he is.
Wears glasses and frequently dyes hair unnatural colors.
Is a known fan of Mindless Self Indulgence, the Industrial-Jungle-Pussy-Punk Band of New York City.
Also known as Mr. Scolex.
Once saved the Pope from Aliens.
Seems not to like his ass being grabbed by ravonous Fan-Girls.
"Omfg! I am liek so0o0o gawthic! I liek Joe-han Vaskwez. Let me cut myself!"- Angsty Teens of America

*Girl throws muffin at Jhonen*
"There's a taste of your own medicine!"- FanGirl
"Yah? Well i want a divorce!"-Mr. Scolex
"Fine, I'll take the house, you get the kids!"- FanGirl
"Whatever, Fan-Girl!"- Mr. Scolex
by Tim-Chang June 29, 2005
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Jhonen C. Vasquez, Tallented artist cursed with piece of shit fans.
OMG leik jonen, is my god! lol!!!!!!!
by Legato Grey January 03, 2005
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That guy donated 50 billion dollars to charity! He's a step down from Jhonen Vasquez!
by Anonymous September 04, 2003
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Very imaginative and inteligent guy. My idol. Creator of Invader Zim the canceled Nickelodeon show about an incompitant but arogant alien invader. Also creator of the comic book series Johnny the Homicidal maniac, SQUEE series, and I feel sick: a book about a girl (in color) Registered with Slave Labor graphics.
From America
Birthday: september 1st
height:5,2
glasses yes
you could call him a goth but he would kill you!
A "Jhonen Vasquez" comic featured in the Lenore comic issue #7.
by Laura March 28, 2004
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An insane, wonderful man who has created many funny, disturbing, funnily disturbing, and disturbingly funny stuff.
i.e., Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Invader Zim, I feel sick, Squee, etc.
Obey Jhonen. He is your master.
by Lyzz January 30, 2004
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Quite possibly the best being in the Universe.

Created JTHM, I Feel Sick, Squee!, the BAC, Everything Can Be Beaten, and Invader Zim. Although IZ was a team effort over at Nick, Jhonen was responsible for the idea.

His hillarity is often confused with Roman Dirge and his work, which is similar but in my opinion, not as funny. And that guy was right, The Cat With the Really Big Head was written by Roman Dirge.
Jhonen Vasquez is the funniest man alive.
by Nick Lyden October 08, 2003
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Possibly one of the funniest men ever to walk the planet. He is behind the television show known as Invader Zim.
Nickelodian is full of jerks. I mean, they cancelled Invader Zim!
by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004
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