Jewmando 

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.

General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."

Jewmando by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

Jewlander 

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

Jewland 

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

Jewland by Liz January 3, 2004

Jewhad 

Like a Jihad, but generally a lot less dangerous. a jewhad is a curse a jew puts on you, often resulting in loss of money of absent foreskin.

John: Fuck man, i need your help!

Eddy: What is it?

John: Rabbi Bergenstein put a jewhad on me and now my money is gone

Eddy: He got me too

John: What happened to you?

Eddy: Lets just say my cock is Jewish

Adolf: Whats up guys? The rabbi again?

Eddy: Yep

Adolf: dont worry, i will stop this from ever happening again

Jewhad by chubby thy legend February 17, 2010

Jewhad 

Noun. Basically, a semetic version of a Jihad. A Jewhad can be many Jews or just one, but if it involves a Jew who's pissed off like all get-out, chances are good it's a Jewhad. Do not mistake this for a Zionist (in the negative sense, not just a supporter of Israel) on a rampage. Zionists can go on Jewhad, but not all Jewhads are Zionist in nature.

The Israelis got so tired of the Palestinians that they decided they had enough of their terrorist BS and went on a Jewhad, leveling their little settlements.

Jewhad by Loki Carrere April 21, 2006

jewland 

Israel

often used derogatively by those who do not know where jews come from

ignorant anti-semite: Go back to jewland you stupid Jew!!
Jew: - oy* -
*stereotypical jewish interjection

or

(insert magical story here)

jewland by farged December 30, 2007

Jewmando 

is the practice of removing some or all of the foreskin (prepuce) from the penis. "Going jewmando" is reputed to have begun with jew-kune-do and other special jewish forces military units, in which some soldiers removed their foreskin to prevent chafing.

I am going jewmando today; really letting it breathe

Jewmando by ihuntmidgets April 30, 2010