ihuntmidgets's definitions

Crotchcano

A crotchcano is an opening, and/or rupture, in a person's pelvic area.

Adj: Vagina

Guy: You make me so hot
Girl: I'm hot too. My crotchcano is on fire.

by ihuntmidgets April 24, 2010

Hoppy

Main Entry: hop·py

Pronunciation: \ˈho-pē\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hop·pi·er; hop·pi·est
Etymology: Middle English, from hop
Date: 21st century
1: a beer induced happyness.
2: precursor to being drunk
3: characterized by no longer being sober

douchebag1: We just drank 18 beers in 10 minutes

douchebag2: Dude, I am so fucking hoppy right now.

douchebag1: CHEA!

by ihuntmidgets October 17, 2009

Homomatopoeic

(adjectival form) a word that imitates or suggests the source of the homosexual sound that it describes.

"That is such a Homomatopoeic saying"

Common occurrences of onomatopoeias include homosexual noises, such as "meow" or "roar" or "gag" or "fap"

by ihuntmidgets September 16, 2010

Bronze Bath

The act of defecating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.

Do you need me to give you a bronze bath?

by ihuntmidgets April 25, 2010

PhabioPhobia

Fear of a dairy product made by churning fresh or fermented cream or milk.

Guy: I hope this is margerine
Girl: No, I believe it's butter.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girl: You must have phabiophobia

by ihuntmidgets April 26, 2010

Brown Belt

After ejaculating into someoens rectum, pulling out, and smearing a brown-ine across their stomach and/or back.

"I like my brown belt with my coffee in the morning."

by ihuntmidgets July 19, 2009

Slushee

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it anywhere in cold temperatures.

Note - semen shot into a vagina NOT in cold temperature a cream pie.

John McCain stuffed his cock far inside Sarah Palin and made a slushee that took a full 5 minutes to thaw out.

by ihuntmidgets June 7, 2011