Definitions by ihuntmidgets

Slushee 

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it anywhere in cold temperatures.

Note - semen shot into a vagina NOT in cold temperature a cream pie.

John McCain stuffed his cock far inside Sarah Palin and made a slushee that took a full 5 minutes to thaw out.

Slushee by ihuntmidgets June 7, 2011

Homomatopoeic 

(adjectival form) a word that imitates or suggests the source of the homosexual sound that it describes.

"That is such a Homomatopoeic saying"

Common occurrences of onomatopoeias include homosexual noises, such as "meow" or "roar" or "gag" or "fap"

Homomatopoeic by ihuntmidgets September 16, 2010

Euphoral 

A profound sense of well being, brought on by fellatio and/or cunnilingus.

After that hour long session with that broad's face on my crotch I am feeling rather Euphoral.

Euphoral by ihuntmidgets July 17, 2010

Jewmando 

is the practice of removing some or all of the foreskin (prepuce) from the penis. "Going jewmando" is reputed to have begun with jew-kune-do and other special jewish forces military units, in which some soldiers removed their foreskin to prevent chafing.

I am going jewmando today; really letting it breathe

Jewmando by ihuntmidgets April 30, 2010

PhabioPhobia 

Fear of a dairy product made by churning fresh or fermented cream or milk.

Guy: I hope this is margerine
Girl: No, I believe it's butter.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girl: You must have phabiophobia

PhabioPhobia by ihuntmidgets April 26, 2010

Bronze Bath 

The act of defecating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.

Do you need me to give you a bronze bath?

Bronze Bath by ihuntmidgets April 25, 2010

Crotchcano 

A crotchcano is an opening, and/or rupture, in a person's pelvic area.

Adj: Vagina

Guy: You make me so hot
Girl: I'm hot too. My crotchcano is on fire.

Crotchcano by ihuntmidgets April 24, 2010