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The sexiest nigga alive, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet all Jewons are absolutely one of a kind Plus all Jewons suffer from ls which is long shlong syndrom their penises usually range from 1-4 feet They are known for being shy yet secretly funny at times. They know how to make you smile and are very hard to stay mad at.
Jewon is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum sexy
by Tyle'r Allen May 30, 2013

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Similar to a hard-on, but only used when the subject is Jewish. Never use when an unwilling zebra is near unless you want to be raped.
"Hello Mr. Finklestein, how are you toda-oh my god he's got a Jew-on."
by Mr.Finklestein October 05, 2011

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