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Jesus bread 

A supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.
I'm a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that Jesus bread fixed me right up.
Jesus bread by Twill_1 December 22, 2008

Bread jesus 

A really awesome person who deserves the whole world <3
"yo who is that wonderful human?" "oh that's Bread Jesus"

Bread Jesus 

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.
Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"

Jesusbread 

Bread made at Jesus house south of texas just on the mexican side of the border close to a border city of your choice.
Jesus have you tried this horrible jesusbread? Of course i have said jesus i made it. I thought we where homies essay, now ya makin me feel loco and im getting a very distinctive headache that oddly enough i cant describe with words but if i had to id say it felt like green. And i have a copper taste in my mouth.
Jesusbread by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017