Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
Jesus:be nice to others.
by Jonjo January 15, 2005
His birth and life was prophesied by Isaiah among others. Born in Bethlehem by immaculate conception from God to his virgin mother Mary. Raised in Nazareth. Performed many miracles. Preached to love and forgive. Crucified for all sin, rose from the dead, ascended into heaven. He has many names:
Jesus Christ
Son of God
Prince of Peace
Lamb of God
Lion of the tribe of Judah
by thedzone October 14, 2009
The Holy Son of God, The creator of the the Universe, and of all life, who was born of the Virgin Mary, lived on earth, was crucified and after his death was resurrected into heaven, and will return one day to judge the living and dead. Those who call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
I was a addicted to drugs, committed adultery, slept with prostitutes, with another mans wife, and was a thief too. I realized i was wrong, my life was upside down and I was in emotional torment and guilt. I confessed my sins to the Lord Jesus Christ, asked Him to be the Lord of my life, and he forgave my sins and renewed my spirit. I have given up the former ways and no longer desire to do those things which separated me from God (Jesus). He has also promised me Eternal life in Heaven which is his eternal Gift for those that believe in Him.
by blogster99 January 08, 2009
Was black according to 'Dogma'.
person 1: What an interesting concept, to think Jesus was black and so much white Christian tyranny could be based on a lie.
person 2: Dude.
by Argos Gold March 20, 2005
a black jew who founded christianity
Jesus: "I am black, and I am a Jew"
by J-Smoove March 22, 2006
a pretty awesome guy & my savior. he didn't consider himself above others. he preached about loving all other people and helping everyone and not judging or discriminating. he really didn't like "holier then thou" attitudes (Matthew 6:5-25). he led by example. i believe that he was the Son of God and that he was crucified for our sins- which would be a pretty strange thing to do if he wasn't all about LOVE- and that he rose again.
Christianity is the religion that follows him, and it sucks that there is so much corruptuin, ect. associated with it. Jesus preached help and love your neighbor (aka everybody), forgiveness, not judging, and that God is all about love (which is why he sent Jesus).
i think it's pretty interesting that people who say that they love Jesus turn around and hate on others based on their skin color, religion, or lifestyle choice.

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person 1: so what did you do this summer?

me: well i went with my refreshingly open-minded church on a mission trip to help people in that disaster area, rebuilding homes and child care and such. Cuz thats the kind of stuff Jesus was all about.

person 1: so y'all don't do those anti-people (that don't agree with everything you say so they are going to hell) rallies and giving half your salary so your religious leader can buy a ferrari cuz he said God spoke directly to him and told you to?

me: uhhh NO.
Jesus was a good guy. && my example is in the def.
by norway_babyy November 03, 2007
An axclamation that indicates something heavy has dropped on your foot or similar unexpected event.
Jesus! which one of you brain surgeons dropped the hammer on my foot.

Anyway, I was explaining to her, oh Jesus - did you drop that one? It stinks!
by JapaneseMaths September 06, 2007
Everyone who dies and then comes back to life are zombies.
Jesus died and then came back to life. Jesus is a zombie
Satanist: Jesus will eat your brains!!
by Imaeetufacof June 11, 2007

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