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this cool dude with cool hippie hair who talked about how great it would be if everyone would stop being assholes to each other and just get along man. stop the hate!
how could you hate jesus?!
by rilesworth July 26, 2006
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The coolest guy ever. My Savior and the Savior of mankind. Will come back at the end of the world to save His people. King of Kings, (not Triple H)
Jesus: I am the way, the truth, and the life.
by Yaweh's Servant July 20, 2006
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Died on the cross for my sins so that I may be forgiven and gain the free gift of eternal life.
Billy: Mike, you *bleepin'* *bleep*, haven't seen you in 10 *bleepin'* years! How you been?

Mike: Well Billy, I'm actually a Christian now... and a pastor at that!

Billy: Well I'll be damned!

Mike: You don't have to Billy, Jesus can save you!
by Mr. Goodbar X85 August 29, 2008
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32.
The man most commonly associated with the christian religion
I love Jesus
by JERKER19 July 17, 2010
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33.
The single greatest person in the history of everything.
historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?
by The Great American August 12, 2008
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savior, the great I Am, wonderful, author of salvation, counselor, mighty God, maker of heaven and earth, holy one, saving son, the king of every age, the almighty, yeshua, God of love, emmanuel, God with us!
Jesus conquered the grave. :)
it's all about Him.

hatred stirs up dissension, but love conquers all wrongs-proverbs 10:12.
by ninadedios January 29, 2009
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Man who was nailed to a tree for stating how good it would be to be nice to each other, for a change.
Nearly 2 thousand years after Jesus, a young girl suddenly realized what was wrong with the world, but before she could tell anybody, the world was destroyed by a vogon constructor fleet, paving way for a hyper-space bypass.
by Jloman May 16, 2006
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