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The Son of God, The Lion of Judah, The Prince of Peace, True Vine, The Way, The Truth, The Light, The Door, The Savior of Mankind.
I love Jesus Christ the Son of God!!!
by The Josh September 22, 2004
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by buttonfly June 13, 2003
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savior, the great I Am, wonderful, author of salvation, counselor, mighty God, maker of heaven and earth, holy one, saving son, the king of every age, the almighty, yeshua, God of love, emmanuel, God with us!
Jesus conquered the grave. :)
it's all about Him.

hatred stirs up dissension, but love conquers all wrongs-proverbs 10:12.
by ninadedios January 29, 2009
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The coolest guy ever. My Savior and the Savior of mankind. Will come back at the end of the world to save His people. King of Kings, (not Triple H)
Jesus: I am the way, the truth, and the life.
by Yaweh's Servant July 20, 2006
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the Prince of Peace, the Son of Man, the Lamb of God, the Great I Am, He's the Alpha and Omega, our God and Our Savior, He is Jesus Christ our Lord, He is, He is.
Jesus died on the cross to save sinners, who are destined to burn in Hell for all eternity. however, "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God saved him from the dead, you will be saved." says the Bible. and by saved, you won't burn in Hell for all eternity. you will go to heaven when you die and be in the presence of the most wonderful being in the entire universe.
by wereadlfja; September 10, 2010
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I haven't read the Bible, but here's what I've deduced about Jesus from watching Fox News:

1.) Jesus is a die-hard Republican. He spends a lot of his time reading books by Ann Coulter and appearing at fundraisers for groups like Focus on the Family.

2.) Jesus was among the earliest proponents for the invasion of Iraq, and even today He sees the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent civilians as a necessary price to pay for installing a western-style democracy in Iraq.

3.) Jesus is an outspoken proponent of supply-side economics, which favor tax cuts to the wealthy. He's also a huge fan of Ronald Reagan.

4.) Jesus thinks that poor people are poor because they are lazy.

5.) Jesus is appalled by same-sex marriage. He thinks that straight people who hate each other have more of a right to be married than two gay people who love each other. Jesus strongly feels that a person's sexuality is a matter of choice.

6.) Jesus does not believe that global warming is caused by humans. He also thinks that intelligent design should be taught in science classes.

7.) Jesus supports capital punishment, and that's why He desperately wanted George W. Bush to be president, and He couldn't be more pleased with how the Bush Administration turned out.

8.) Jesus never misses the O'Reilly factor. And He absolutely hates the Colbert Report.

9). Jesus is radically opposed to a provision of health care to all citizens. He thinks it would lead to a welfare state.

10. And finally, Jesus is really upset that Barack Obama won the 2008 election. He has decided that a second coming will be necessary, and He will rapture people into the heavens on the basis of their party affiliations and campaign contributions.
Fox News is fair and balanced, even when it comes to Jesus!
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009
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the only perfect man to ever walk the face of this earth and give hope a definition
Luke 8:28
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"

Jesus, Son of God
by Wheels July 14, 2005
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