An axclamation that indicates something heavy has dropped on your foot or similar unexpected event.
Jesus! which one of you brain surgeons dropped the hammer on my foot.

Anyway, I was explaining to her, oh Jesus - did you drop that one? It stinks!
by JapaneseMaths September 06, 2007
Awesome and Sweet and Kind Son of God. The Savior of the world. Giver of Eternal life and Forgiver of sins.
Jesus is awesome
by AtheismSucksSatanSuckstoo May 13, 2009
Contrary to many artistic renditions, Jesus appeared in the form of a rather plain looking man and is looked up to by Christians as the Lord and Saviour of the mankind, and has referred to himself as the King of The Jews on more than one occasion. He was born in a small village in Bethlehem around 0 A.D. where the historical biblical character King David was also from. Throughout Christ's ministry, many of Israel's most well known rulers and religious elite were offended with his authoritative and new approach to teaching scriptures that conflicted with their traditions. He taught that men should love God with all their heart, soul, mind and strength, and that they ought to love their neighbors as themselves, which confliced with many Pharisees' views of law at the time. A very large church with many denominations was founded upon his teachings and has spread to just about every nation in the world.
Jesus Christ's coming announced by angels in the King James Version bible still read by many Christians today:

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
by Nimrod Nineveh November 13, 2009
Awesome Dude.
Jesus is the freaking man. O_O
by You Don't Need To Kno My Name. October 16, 2008
Everyone who dies and then comes back to life are zombies.
Jesus died and then came back to life. Jesus is a zombie
Satanist: Jesus will eat your brains!!
by Imaeetufacof June 11, 2007
The mexican guy at the car wash.
Keep washing that car Jesus!
by 333luker February 04, 2010
The only hippy anyone ever listened too.
Hippy: "You can't OWN property"
Jesus: "It's all good."
by pseudo-dude0 May 10, 2009

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