A really amazing friend/boyfriend,who is funny and hot model looking pretty boy (big muscles) hard working anyone would be lucky to just be in his presents hes funny and smart everything about him AMAZING!!!!!!!! Jesse is the love of my life and the man of my dreams
Jesse is amazing
by molina16 May 22, 2015
A dumbass fat piece of shit that sits on his ass all day playing fortnite and jerking off to nudes on snapchat .
Me: Hey Jesse you what to go to the movies.
Jesse: No I just got nudes on Snapchat ;) , maybe tomorrow.
Jesse: No I just got nudes on Snapchat ;) , maybe tomorrow.
by Chode Muncher656 April 3, 2018
When parents plan on having a girl named Jessie but instead they have a boy. Instead of looking up boy names they just use the name they already came up with. Basically a disappointment.
Jesse: Mom, why did u call me Jesse?
Mom: Well ur dad and i were thinking of having a girl but we got u instead.
Jesse: fuck u mom *cries*
Dad: face it son, the name suits u from how much of a lilbitch u are
Mom: Well ur dad and i were thinking of having a girl but we got u instead.
Jesse: fuck u mom *cries*
Dad: face it son, the name suits u from how much of a lilbitch u are
by RBExSOB October 13, 2017
by Iamajesse July 24, 2019
Jesse's are usually a crazy, semi-redneck kind of kid, he is nice and you could abuse a Jesse all day long and would give less shits than Whinnie the Pooh. He is easy to make laugh and somehow has wheels when you wouldn't ever think so. With Jesse, it's either you hate him or you think he's awesome. Cow
by bob the gobby November 10, 2013
by Jesus Christ 10101010101010101 September 7, 2016