A man who has yet to grow up. Wants to date and treat you like a queen, make you his wife and then turn his back on you. Sits around all day and plays on his phone or computer while his wife is tending to children or cleaning the house. Used to look nice and care about his appearance, but once he gets married, he lets himself go, goes bald and gets fat. He even tries to make his wife shave his back!
Too aggressive in bed and has a pencil dick!
OMG, I went home with this guy the other night and his dick was SO JESSE!

That guy on the beach over there in the Speedos with all the back hair is SUCH A JESSE!
by ROTFL January 21, 2014
He is the dopest dawg. You will usually find this bastard hanging out with the black grade 12ths smoking that jank as shiz. His favorite activity is to get jessed in the Jessface. Besides eating cum, he likes going to Mc D and gettin dat mcflurry with dos M&Ms. He really likes hentai and will fucking piss you off in skype calls constantly.
That kid is a fucking Jesse. Burn him!
by TimeYourLife February 10, 2014
A guy who wants control over everyone and everything, especially the Super Logic Gamers.

He is in love with a boy named Jackzel.

He begs for fame and fortune although it never works out.

He secretly masterbates to KFC, Pizza Hut, and Geer of GameTroops.

Doesn't give a flying fuck about people.

Is a very gay faggot.
MegamanNG: Wow that guy is being quite the dickhead!

Masterlink40: He's such a Jesse...
by GreatGamezLPS May 28, 2013
A blowjob against ones will
Dude I totally didn't want to hook up with her last night but she gave me a Jesse
by Fuckmire May 12, 2013
Gillians step-brother And Karla's Boy friend
Karla: I love Jesse so much!
Gilli: Well he is my Step Brother
(Karla punches Gilli, and walks away.)
by Karla Boulder September 24, 2011
an asshole who likes to play with girls feeling and thinks hes better than anyone else. also enjoys to sleep with random skanks and cant even keep count of the number of skanks he's been with. a
Guy: "did u hear about that Jesse guy? "
Girl: " yeah i heard hes enjoys sleeping with random skanks"
by purplebaaa June 05, 2011
A blonde faggot little bitch that can't hold his liqour. He also has a very ugly dick.
"WTF is wrong with that kid?"
"He's a Jesse"
"Shitty."

"Eww! What the hell is that?!"
"it's my dick"
"I'm sorry to inform you bro, but you have a Jesse"
"fuck."
by Jesse has an ugly dick69 November 25, 2011
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