A very clingy boy who has an overly disgusting swagger and is excessively sensitive. He can't usually take a hint and will possibly be the creepiest person you will ever meet. Usually people enjoy running away (sprinting) or just flat out ignoring his disturbing ways.
Girl1: Oh my gosh, Jesse's coming!

Girl2: Oh jeeze, we gotta go NOW.

Jesse: heeeeey babygirls, you girls are making me extremely horny.
by clingfrees October 07, 2009
someone who adds a large amount of drama and disfunction to any and every band that they are a part of.
We were going to play a show at the Brickhouse, but our drummer had to be a Jesse and complain.
by AJ Senechel August 12, 2008
A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a girlfriend and is a major man whore he also dumps girls every week and is a major jerk he's just very horny so stay away -- refering to guy jesse's
jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny
by cactus101 August 30, 2008
One who brakes the hammock
"What happened to our new hammock?"
"She pulled a Jesse!"
by Tiffanni April 19, 2008
A red neck, white power, hick that is often times found with or around alcoholic beverages. Often times you will not understand what it is that a jesse is saying, but rather than asking him to repeat his statment just ignore him and move on.
*warning locate the nearest fire extinguisher the moment you run into a Jesse, they tend to light stuff on fire.
Oh god, it smells like jesse in here.

Jesse you're a fucking pig.
by landioshwill August 31, 2008
One who frequently obsesses and stalks asian girls. Usually, the girl is named Minnar or Jackie. This unfortunate event haunts Jesse because he cannot control his love
"oh my god. what a Jesse"
by kjsdbn;iaodufg May 06, 2009
A stupid cocky kid, who has a shlong the size of a 5 years old's. his hair is minging and gangrus and he's the size of a peanut. He is also extremely greedy and wont share anything.
Just go home, your name is jesse
look at that little rat kid
by r0ne October 23, 2008

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