the best girl you'll ever meet. totally adorable and sweet (with an afro!) but in a not-too-annoying kind of way. got to love her! (and no this is not her:)
have you met the new girl? she's almost as cool as Jesse.

my mom's nice but she's no Jesse.
by bigfootateurmama April 30, 2009
A queer closet fag who has a mushroom cut & a chud. He has the voice of a 9 year old who has not, yet, hit purberty, and probably never will. He likes it in the poopchute.
Boy 1: Oh, my I want to stick it in your ass
Boy 2: Make it bleed like a Jesse would.
Boy 1: Okay, I think it's a little loosey goosey too.
Boy 2: IT'S JUST LIKE A JESSE.
by Epicness x 10 April 29, 2010
O'Brien- Below average height for a Leprechaun. Lacks all motivation to succeed in life as a human. Dreams of having a penis the size of a standard Asian. Not mechanically inclined, despite his own belief.
Jesse says- "How do you know your stick shift is in Neutral?"
DUH!!!
by AB2Z May 03, 2009
A very clingy boy who has an overly disgusting swagger and is excessively sensitive. He can't usually take a hint and will possibly be the creepiest person you will ever meet. Usually people enjoy running away (sprinting) or just flat out ignoring his disturbing ways.
Girl1: Oh my gosh, Jesse's coming!

Girl2: Oh jeeze, we gotta go NOW.

Jesse: heeeeey babygirls, you girls are making me extremely horny.
by clingfrees October 07, 2009
someone who adds a large amount of drama and disfunction to any and every band that they are a part of.
We were going to play a show at the Brickhouse, but our drummer had to be a Jesse and complain.
by AJ Senechel August 12, 2008
One who brakes the hammock
"What happened to our new hammock?"
"She pulled a Jesse!"
by Tiffanni April 19, 2008
A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a girlfriend and is a major man whore he also dumps girls every week and is a major jerk he's just very horny so stay away -- refering to guy jesse's
jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny
by cactus101 August 30, 2008

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