A fat Hawaiian kid who thinks he black and jacked but he fails horribly and he also lives in his parents basement with his computer on 24/7 its a sad life.
-Dude your such a Jesse
by weirdo? April 19, 2010
the best girl you'll ever meet. totally adorable and sweet (with an afro!) but in a not-too-annoying kind of way. got to love her! (and no this is not her:)
have you met the new girl? she's almost as cool as Jesse.

my mom's nice but she's no Jesse.
by bigfootateurmama April 30, 2009
A queer closet fag who has a mushroom cut & a chud. He has the voice of a 9 year old who has not, yet, hit purberty, and probably never will. He likes it in the poopchute.
Boy 1: Oh, my I want to stick it in your ass
Boy 2: Make it bleed like a Jesse would.
Boy 1: Okay, I think it's a little loosey goosey too.
Boy 2: IT'S JUST LIKE A JESSE.
by Epicness x 10 April 29, 2010
O'Brien- Below average height for a Leprechaun. Lacks all motivation to succeed in life as a human. Dreams of having a penis the size of a standard Asian. Not mechanically inclined, despite his own belief.
Jesse says- "How do you know your stick shift is in Neutral?"
DUH!!!
by AB2Z May 03, 2009
A very clingy boy who has an overly disgusting swagger and is excessively sensitive. He can't usually take a hint and will possibly be the creepiest person you will ever meet. Usually people enjoy running away (sprinting) or just flat out ignoring his disturbing ways.
Girl1: Oh my gosh, Jesse's coming!

Girl2: Oh jeeze, we gotta go NOW.

Jesse: heeeeey babygirls, you girls are making me extremely horny.
by clingfrees October 07, 2009
someone who adds a large amount of drama and disfunction to any and every band that they are a part of.
We were going to play a show at the Brickhouse, but our drummer had to be a Jesse and complain.
by AJ Senechel August 12, 2008
One who brakes the hammock
"What happened to our new hammock?"
"She pulled a Jesse!"
by Tiffanni April 19, 2008

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