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slurpin jerkey 

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener
For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?
slurpin jerkey by cornfritter October 26, 2010

jerk and slurp

Man, let's go for a jerk and slurp.
jerk and slurp by Laurenzzo March 28, 2008

Slurp and Jerk 

On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.
I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!