Jerkitism

One who has the deadly disease of jerkin their mckurkin.

Guy 1: Man, thats the 4th time ive jerked off today.
Guy 2: Dude, i think you have jerkitism.
Guy 1: Is that bad?!
Guy 2: Nope. I have it too.

Jerkitism by KimmieHasHardNipples August 27, 2009

Muscle Jerkitis 

When your dominant arm is more buff than your non dominant due to the effect of oftenly masturbating.

Man: "I swear, my left arm is strong, but it doesn't look like it compared to my right."
Man 2: "How often do you beat the meat? Sounds like a case of Muscle Jerkitis."

Muscle Jerkitis by Sid Phillips June 25, 2017

Jerkism 

An addiction and palate evolution so strong, it becomes a religion. Virgin jerkers exposed to traditional authentic jamaican jerking of meats, fish, poultry and vegetables become so intoxicated with the taste...they convert to jerkism.

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Jerkism by The Ja Joint July 28, 2013

Jerkitis 

When a person ( usually a man) all of a sudden becomes a jerk.

when they do something extremely jerky which will case them to catch a case fo jerkitis.

Jerkitis by kimbo123 October 18, 2009

jerkism 

To be a very ultra mean person to another person to inflict meanness to them and create the effect of being a jerk

You are a fucking asshole stupid bitch Bill.(You can see how Bill is using jerkism)
Wow you are sick lurking yucky lolicon.

jerkism by Cooney Jung February 4, 2009

jerkitis 

a disease contracted from spooning with a member of the opposite sex.

ex. Man, me and that chick ended up spooning last night and I think I caught the jerkitis.

jerkitis by loserpenguin1234 December 8, 2013

jerkitivity 

The amount of "jerk" an individual possesses.

The scale in which they measure "jerking" competitions.

"You have too much jerkitivity going on right now and you need to calm it down."

The Power Rangers' jerkitivity in on a scale of 8 out of 10. Great job!

jerkitivity by Yemyl November 13, 2011