Jenkdog
putting your tongue on the head of the penis and then pulling the foreskin back up so your tongue is locked under that shit.
Jenkdog by buttrampager August 26, 2011
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jendog
JENDOG LONEWOLF jən☥dôg lōn-woŏlf
(noun/verb/proper noun/metaphor/adverb/noun gender)
1. an infinite soul on a journey throughout this life (and others) on a quest for harmony, balance, laughter, good conversation, signs painted on the path, true knowledge of Self, and freedom
• (in extended and metaphorical use) referring to behavior considered to be Universally balanced & peaceful, inner-rested, wildly energetic: (they began to voraciously embrace the Universe and its natural laws, like a jendog.)
• (with adj.) dated used to refer to a person of a specified kind in a tone of playful reproof, commiseration, or congratulation : (that's so jendog!)
• (as a verb) informal to act fairly and let the Universe choose (jendog it.)
2. a songwriting photographer from brooklyn, ny, with a photographic stash that could rival the greats, who deciphers through bulldung and loves to embed double & triple entendres within her lyrics. she's part-wolf, part-scientist, part-doctor, part-engineer, part-shaman, part-nurturer, part-warrior, full-time.
ORIGIN: old school brooklyn (specifically, Bushwick) english of Universal etymology, product of lil'one and skywolf.
(noun/verb/proper noun/metaphor/adverb/noun gender)
1. an infinite soul on a journey throughout this life (and others) on a quest for harmony, balance, laughter, good conversation, signs painted on the path, true knowledge of Self, and freedom
• (in extended and metaphorical use) referring to behavior considered to be Universally balanced & peaceful, inner-rested, wildly energetic: (they began to voraciously embrace the Universe and its natural laws, like a jendog.)
• (with adj.) dated used to refer to a person of a specified kind in a tone of playful reproof, commiseration, or congratulation : (that's so jendog!)
• (as a verb) informal to act fairly and let the Universe choose (jendog it.)
2. a songwriting photographer from brooklyn, ny, with a photographic stash that could rival the greats, who deciphers through bulldung and loves to embed double & triple entendres within her lyrics. she's part-wolf, part-scientist, part-doctor, part-engineer, part-shaman, part-nurturer, part-warrior, full-time.
ORIGIN: old school brooklyn (specifically, Bushwick) english of Universal etymology, product of lil'one and skywolf.
i love jendog.
jendog by SOCIETAL ALARM CLOCK March 10, 2010
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