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Verb: To say "nigger" spontaneously or miserably failing to replace words with "jew". To fail a math class when you're almost the perfect stereotypical asian. To watch excessive goat porn while playing WoW. To replace a buttload of letters with "w".
To want a smoothie at a random time of the day.To have no table manners.

Noun: A short, anorexic, asian that doesn't like sushi, I mean come on, what kind of fucking asian doesn't eat sushi? I'll tell you, the kind of asian that doesn't like jeeeewz.

Jeffwe's also lie consistently.



JFWE: Nigger
Black person: Ima kill u.

JFWE: WHAT!!! I FAIL MATH!??
JFWE DAD: Ima kill u.

JFWE: *jacking off to goat porn, THEN CUMS* OMG!!! I GOT MY FAG-NIGHT TO LEVEL 9029423!! IMA JACK-OFF AGAIN!!!

JFWE: I'm going to punch ya bona!!
FATMUSLIMKID: Ima blow you up.

JFWE: I wike to watch wonderful wittle wabbits when wobbly wiggers wejoice.

JFWE: MOMMY WAKE YOUR FUCKING ASS UP SO I CAN HAVE SMOOTHIE!!
JFWE MOM: Sure, and while you at it Jeffwe, go fuck yourself.

FATMUSLIMKID: I hate school.
JFWE: JEWZ don't like school.
DAVIDJEWABOV: Ima kill u.

JFWE: I have a penis.
FATMUSLIMKID: You being lie-ah Jeffwe, and I DON'T LIEK LIE-AHS!!!!!!
ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, BOOOOOOOOOM!!

JFWE: Why the fak is Kamwan and Wosh always having gay ohgee buttsecks.

>>>>>This doesn’t make since because you can’t have a fucking gay orgy (all pun intended) with 2 people, that are also heterosexual (well hopefully BOTH are), good job smartass. <<<<<<<


JFWE: PUUUHTER PUUUHPER PUUHHHCKED A PPPPPHECK OF PICKLED PHHHUUUUPPERS. *gallon of food sparks out*
C-4: AAHHHHH! HALP I DROWN!!
by Not Jeffwe April 14, 2009
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