One who has sexual intercourse with pandas and little girls. Is also known as pedobear.
*scoffs* That Jeff is at it again...

Hey! Get that girl away from him! She's underage!
by midnightfoxkovu May 02, 2011
A rather strange man, who changes his car every two days, has a jordan meter, is old, likes younger women, parties on the weekend, attends church every sunday, wears a blue raincoat with everything, and says girls names weird. He also loves someone named kirsten.
Person 1: Have you seen jeff today!?
Person 2: Yeah, hes talking to kirsten.
Person 1: Okay thanks.
by Ella Hierton June 14, 2011
A lazy teacher who loses assignments and like men and ice the same time
He is very queer hes always jeffing around
by icantbeleiveitsnotbutter November 09, 2010
A pussy who usually plays hockey and usually uses the number 30 or 31. Also likes it up the ass and licks other mens assholes.and usually bleaches his hair. Wet willy!!!!
Jeff is so gay he is such a pussy he is a bender and where's a black helment and uses blue pads
by henry stachecki April 04, 2011
A unit of weight, of 500 pounds. Used in the calibration of scales.
This platform scale has a capacity of 1000 pounds, so we will have to use two jeff's to calibrate it.
by ral_phie January 06, 2010
Jeffing is when you fall on the floor and crawl around when you are drunk.
Dude, Jessica was totally Jeffing last night at Josh's house.
by Charlie Yayo July 10, 2008
v. the art of forgetting to put up an away message on AIM an leaving the computer.
Nikki pulled a Jeff when she went to have dinner
by Oswald Cobblepot With Bricks February 14, 2009
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