Jared Poop Share definition Flag When you have to poop so bad you pull off from the highway to shit. The other day I was going to explode so I did a Jared Poop. Luckily no one drove by when I did it. Jared Poop by Mitchell man February 28, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Jared Poop mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch