look up any word, like donkey punch:
 
1.
Actually not a guitarist! He's the basist - get your facts straight woman!
Jared looks so face-meltingly cool when he plays (bass)
by Rosie January 01, 2005
 
2.
Beyond sexy bassist for Kings of Leon. Spends most of his time on tour or in his swimming trunks. Currently achieves his gravity defying hair through the use of "angel tears and the salvia of a unicorn". Has an oddly arousing high pitched laugh, and uses the word 'totally' every chance he gets.
Jared Followill makes your seat vibrate.
by Millie Followhore March 30, 2011
 
3.
Most coolest hillbilly guitarist for coolest hillbilly band (kings of leon)
Very hot, very cool and mine
Jared Followill is mine
by Caitlin February 28, 2004