to gratify one's self in a lonely, yet dignified manner; and lasting an uneccessary amount of time. This process usually occurs many times in one day, often to soft rock or catchy pop songs.
I don't have a girlfriend, so i spent all last saturday Jamesing; almost to the point of dehydration.
by Boccob April 8, 2011
To exaggerate a statement to the point of complete BULL CRAP, followed by a futile attempt of covering up by using random figures, numbers and references.
James- Hey guys I can get you all new airsoft guns. Hey Kayvon want 3 MP5s? Actually no, how about 4 with 3,248 BBs. I get a 97.481% discount and II Sports.
by Amanda_Hugnkiss March 16, 2004
Jamesism is a new religion focusing around a farmer who spoke directly to a God.
When the farmer died the God took his name and became James.
The modern worshipers of James use the journal written by James the farmer to learn of James the God.
When the farmer died the God took his name and became James.
The modern worshipers of James use the journal written by James the farmer to learn of James the God.
by ShaggySatyr February 14, 2018
Jamesism- a disease that affects the part of the brain that doesn't want you to make friends. It includes threatening people with metal bats, , saying you can drink when you're a complete pussy, frenching the toilet seat and overall being a lazy fuck who complains about doing nothing.
Jamesism is rare in college students but it is statistically proven that one in every dorm level contains someone who is suffering from Jamesism.
Jamesism is rare in college students but it is statistically proven that one in every dorm level contains someone who is suffering from Jamesism.
by thedrunkenmonkey19 February 11, 2011
Jamesism is a personality disorder that, although not included in the DSM-IV, is widely acknowledged and feared for its severity. A person suffering Jamesism is preoccupied with solely thinking, talking and dreaming about his dreamgirl, who for sure isn’t interested in him. He has the tendency to buy her cars, accuse people of being a Nazi when they tell him to let the girl alone and videotape people –preferably of the same gender – naked just in case he ever feels the need to blackmail them.
by yourmother7 November 5, 2011
by janeeehhh July 18, 2008
When your hot wife is away, or you are unable to have sex for a while, you stoop down too far and have sex with someone(thing) completely odd to make up for lost time.
Brandon served a 6 month prison term and to clean the violent butt sex from his memory, he quickly Jesse Jamesed it with the first tatted up crack whore he could find.
by bb butt fantasy March 19, 2010