Jake

Your local drug dealer who could beat your homies in fortnite

Jake hooked us up with the good shit

by Asdfghwjdnfbsbdbsbnengnd July 3, 2019

The Jakes

The Wu-Tang Clan popularized "The Jakes" as being the cops... Pigs... C-Cipher Punks... The Beast.

"Beefing, leaving behind cream, Not even peeping that I was leaking, Won't see the precinct just got a recent case beaten, Still The Jakes are creeping, Keep the ruger peeling who's squealing...

by Ryan Nash August 3, 2007

The Jakes

The police, usually just traffic officers.

The Jakes are everywhere in these parts.

by Jaimey September 1, 2005

Jake

Jake is the ultimate Curry maker. Respect level 100

Jake makes the best curry man!!!!

by Curry King 123 February 12, 2021

Jake

A man from State Farm that sells you insurance.

It's Jake. Jake from State Farm.

by Ndjsjskdjdhsudmufifighdlgot December 5, 2017

Jake

The dog on Advednture Time!

JAKE! Use your stretchy power to wrap up that monster!

by zeroto1hundred August 12, 2014

Jake

The most badass mother fucking badass ever to live men tend to spontaneously explode when they gaze apon him. Many say the big bang was god but no it was Jake and his clap. He is not a man buy a god so bow bitch.

You need some Jake in your life.

by Valos Phoeinx January 12, 2018