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tits. jugs. boobies. water bags. fuck toys. breasts.
ohhhhh yeaaaaaaa look at those mammoth jags
by J-pimp July 31, 2005
 
1.
Jag
an irritating individual with no sense of a social filter and no realization of the implication of his actions; socially inept.
"Did you hear the ludicrous things that guy was saying? What a jag!"
by teekay January 11, 2004
 
2.
jag
n. a person characterized by boorish behavior, selfishness, or flagrant stupidity.

-Short form of jag-off.
-Similar to a dickhead.
-Not to be confused with wanker, which has an implication of ineptitude.
-Used mainly by Americans from cities between Chicago and Boston.
"Hey, jag, why don't you watch where you're driving?!"

"Your father is sleeping on the couch because he is acting like a jag."

"The President is a jag."
by Spencer D H December 04, 2007
 
3.
JAG
A word popularised on the messageboards of UK music website Drowned in Sound to describe a post purporting to be from a fan of a band, when in fact it is a friend of the band, or the band themselves, attempting to promote their music.
JAG is a 'DiSism'.
'that was a blatant JAG'
'Stop JAG-ing about Craine'
by PINGU THE GREAT June 18, 2008
 
4.
Jag
Jaguar.
Is that your Jag XKR?
by EJL November 06, 2003
 
5.
someone that's extremely horny. Afrikaans word.
"ek's kak jags!"
i'm fucking horny

"daai kar is jags"
that car is awesome
by ronanthie-in November 02, 2006
 
6.
Jag
Judge, Advocate, General is what it really stands for. It is an elite legal wing of officers trained as lawyers who investigate, prosecute and defend those accused of crimes in the military!
Tv Show JAG starring Catherine Bell and David James Elliott
by lil_mac January 14, 2005
 
7.
Jag
Verb (Jagged | Jagging)
Within the competitive Surf Life Saving movement of Australia; to jag someone is to catch up to someone who is leading the racing pack by catching a wave from the back of the racing pack. Though legal competitively, it is often frowned upon due to it's lack of effort after the leader put in considerably more effort in actually getting to the front by themself.
I was going to win that race until those bloody Northcliffe paddlers jagged me!
by Pseudoname1234 July 16, 2009