ludicrous

(adj.)(adv.) Extremely Ridiculous, absurd, or irrational. characteristic of insanity or complete nonsense.

The movie Spaceballs is Ludicrous.

Sandurz: Yes, sir. Prepare ship for light speed.

Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?

Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.

*gasp*

Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?

Sandurz: *into intercom* Prepare ship... prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....

Dark Helmet: *taking the intercom* Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer.

*Sandurz sits down and buckles up frantically*

Dark Helmet: *into intercom* Now hear this, ludicrous speed....

Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.

Dark Helmet: Aah, buckle this... *shouts into intercom* Ludicrous speed, Go!

*Spaceball-One takes off past Light Speed and Ridiculous Speed and goes to Ludicrous Speed*

by Cunjo November 16, 2004

ludicrous

The final level in Unreal Tournament 2004 after massacring a ton of people in a short amount of time.

Wow that was wierd! After I crushed 25 people in a row the screen suddenly said:

L U D I C R O U S

by Passm June 6, 2005

ludicrative

Combination of "ludicrous" and "lucrative", it denotes something that is totally ridiculous but actually produces a tidy sum in the end.

Two examples of ludicrative actions were people's buying dollar-coins with a credit card and then using the coins to pay off the card to earn card-perks, and the infamous "obsessive coupon-cutter" dude who bought many thousands of foil-sealed cups of chocolate pudding to earn astronomically-voluminous frequent-flyer miles.

by QuacksO October 24, 2018

ludicrous speed

The fastest speed imaginable...light speed is too slow! It is extremely dangerous to go to ludicrous speed. It may result in you going to plaid. Also, going from ludicrous speed to a dead stop will result in you being launched across your ship, flying straight into a wall.

Prepare ship...prepare ship...for LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!

by A shark in a bear suit December 29, 2005

Ludicrous Speed

A phrase taken from the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, refers to anything happening or moving at an exceptional rate.

My computer bluescreened the night before my paper was due, so I had to retype it at ludicrous speed that morning.

I had to drive at ludicrous speed to get to work on time after I lost my keys.

by South Illinois December 29, 2011

Ludicrous tomfoolery

The most terrible shenanigans any young bloke could commit!

Sir bartholomew nockton the 8th: young man! Stop that ludicrous tomfoolery
Young man: ye man? IMMA FUCKING SHANK YEW MAN YEAH INNIT BRUV IM GONNA REALLY FUCKING SHANK YOU BRUDDA
Bartholomew: please bloke stop.
*sir bartholomew nockton the 8th was found dead in a dumpster the next day*

by fallboygo June 5, 2023

Ludicrous Kill

*7 kills in Unreal Tournament without respawn.

*In reallife when you kill 7 people in a killing spree
-in the same area (a park for example) within 3 minutes.

if it takes more its called an extended Ludicrous Kill (till 10 minutes) after that limit it is simply a kill you made.

Crazyspreekiller21: *BOOm* *click*click Yeah Ludicrous Kill biatch!

by Evildence January 13, 2009