JIZ MONSTER 

Jiz from a big ASS donkey Dick... AKA Chuck Monster

I smoked my wife with my jiz monster last night.

JIZ MONSTER by chuckmonster May 18, 2007

jizzmonster 

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

jizzmonster by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

jizzmonster 

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

jizzmonster by jizzmo June 6, 2005

Jizzmonster 

Mythical anteater type animal thats made out of jizz. It goes around after someone ejaculates and eats the cum off the floor. When used properly, can mean offensive homosexual joke and the ender of all arguments.

Jake:"your a fucking sac monkey"

Joey:" Fuck you man. At least i ain't a jizzmonster!"

Jake:*Gasp*

Jizzmonster by themuthafuckincuntmonkey January 24, 2011

jigmonster 

the man who can throw rhymes which such ease that he can make people go into shock. all women in the world are repoted to "want some of doze nutz".

"that fool jigmonster is kickin it old school"

jigmonster by jigmonster January 15, 2003