Hardtail and/or Juicy sweatpants, UGGs, a black puffy North Face, many cut sweatshirts, 2ct diamond earings, a Michele Watch, many long beaded necklaces, a Longchamp bag to carry books in, a Herves bag to carry laptop, a Louis key wallet for keys to their X5, a black RAZR, many Juicy zip-ups, Burberry scarves (NOT THE ORIGINAL COLORS!) , David Yurman jewelery. Dior or Chanel or Gucci sunglasses, 575 jeans, Rock & Republics, Seven for All Mankind denim (with Swarovski crystals), Citizens of Humanity jeans
A common misconception about JAPrincesses is that they wear jewelery from Tiffany & Co. They DO NOT (unless perhaps they're in 7th grade).
A Jewish American Prince owns:
Burberry polos, man-Sevens, New Balance shoes, North Face fleeces, UGG slippers, tilted hats, a Louis Vuitton wallet, a TAG Heuer watch, a disgusting gold chain worn outside their shirt, everything Ralph Lauren. Occasionally a JAPrince wears Ralph Lauren sweatpants and Lacoste sweatbands. He drives a BMW 3-series, Audi A4, Jeep Grand Cherokee (LIMITED) and uses a Treo cell phone.
ALL JAPS: Winter break at the Boca Beach Club while visiting their grandparents, Spring break at Cabo, Aspen, Bahamas... you know how we do.
JAPs live in: Jericho NY, Massapequa NY... Westchester, Long Island... Short Hills NJ, West Bloomfield MI, Farmington Hills MI, Highland Park IL, Northbrook IL, Minnetonka MN, Golden Valley MN, all over Los Angeles, Boca Raton +- 30 miles, Buckhead GA, Main Line PA, Shaker Heights OH, Bexley OH
Common JAPrincess names include: Melissa, Emily, Allison, Michelle, Abby, Amy, Erica, Jamie, Laura, Lauren, Shira, Shana, Aliza, Mollie, Molly, Lindsay, Dani, Danielle, Becca, Elana, Stefanie, Jaclyn, Jackie, Carly
Common JAPrince names: Michael, Jonothan, Mark, Josh, Jeremy, David, Danny, Jared, Jeff, Matt, Adam, Aaron, Scott, Ross,
Jewish American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, golddigging Jewish female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, the worst woman to date/marry on planet earth, yet deemed the most desirable by jewish mothers, who attempt to force them down the throats of their unsuspecting sons (all for the sake of perserving "Jewish Heritage.")
A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).
Bane to the existence of dating men. The key to an unhappy relationship for the rest of your life. Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing jewish female.
See www.jdate.com or refer to the "She put the Jew in Jewess Jeans" classic Saturday Night Live skit for examples.
"That girl is a total J.A.P."
"What an f_ing J.A.P.!"
JAP= Jewish American Princess, but have now migrated into Canada as well. They get whatever they want, and are insanely rich, spoiled, and bitchy.
A JAP can be commonly be seen wearing:
-TNA, American Apparel, or Juicy hoodies
-Roots, Lulu Lemon, or TNA sweatpants
-A TNA or North face Coat
-Moccasins and Birkenstocks
-American Eagle, etc.
-A shitload of makeup
-A messy bun, attempting to be fashionable.
-Always at camp
-Insane Bat Mitzvahs
-Huge House (commonly found in Forest Hill, Lawrence Park, or Lytton Park)
-Divorced parents with great connections
-Huge cottages on Lake Muskoka or Lake Joseph
TYPICAL JAP NAMES:
Person B: No
Person A: For her 13th birthday, she got a Tiffany necklace, her 4th pair of UGGs, an iPhone, and $500!
Person B: OMG what a JAP!