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Can be a ( noun ) or ( verb) if a person gets the nickname J Pen first this person inhales booze ( like a drink dumpster they will drink anything that you can't finish) they tend to have slutty tendencies(even their best friends will say they are b*tchy) and are hard to trust ( the kind that will smile to your face but at the same time try to molest loved one behind your back). J Pen can also be a rude trashy, slutty, or just plain nasty action.
Man last night J Pen got really out of hand she wouldn't stop touching me I don't think I will be inviting her out next time my girlfriend was pissed and I was too....

The action example: To trade a drink with someone after spitting your gum in it or ashing a cig in it. That would be pulling a J Pen
J Pen by Spendifferus December 26, 2010
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Ray j penis is a phrase used to describe things that are slightly bent or out of shape. Ray j in the porn movie with Kim k has a very bent shlong. So if you see something bent you could say:
"Oh that pole look like ray j penis"
"Damn nigga ya dick look like Ray Jay"
"Ya car is all bent like ray j penis"
ray j penis by Gip The Whipper April 4, 2016
Related Words
J Pen ray j penis J R Pennysworth Jpenis jpeng J.O.E J.J. J J.A.P. J.O.

J R Pennysworth

J R Pennysworth
is a code name for a cannabis spliff.
Coming from the term
Joint -> shortened to -> 'J'
Then Lengthened in comical situations
"Fancy going for a J R Pennysworth?"
"Why the sophisticated tone?"
"Fine, don't have any!"
J R Pennysworth by Roachhh January 16, 2009
a love that is more powerful than anything
the one thing more powerful than fear is a JPen
JPen by Littleod July 31, 2016
a love that is more powerful than anything
the one thing more powerful than fear is a JPen
JPen by Littleod July 31, 2016
Can I get some jpengs?
jpeng by anonymous December 30, 2020
Something to call someone whose name is J.P.
JPenis by Koolinitials123 October 8, 2021