J'ist

This is a contraction for the exclamation, "Jesus Christ". It is a more efficient and potentially less offensive way to use the Lord's name in vain.

Person A: Oops I spilled cranberry juice on your carpet, Person B.

Person B: J'ist! That's gonna stain!

J'ist by Sarah Wolk July 28, 2008

jist 

Wrong spelling of gist. The gist of the argument is the essence, the most important point.

I was really just vomiting images like spoiled sushi (that may be an ill-considered metaphor, but you get my gist). -> not jist

jist by cptLAGER March 12, 2009

jisted 

The act of of bullshitting through a a sentence in a foreign language.

I just jisted my way through a sentence on my spanish test and pieced it togehter.

jisted by horny quasar December 13, 2016

jist 

The whole general idea of a subject.

A: Did you get the jist of that movie?

B: Yeah, it's about sodomy, death, and clowns.

jist by Shane -- KD05' March 2, 2005

Jist of the Jam 

The core of a problem.

Bob: “I always struggle in school.”
Tom: “You never study, that is the Jist of the Jam.”

Jist of the Jam by Doran Ray January 7, 2018

Jist 

When you cover your dick hole with your thumb while you cum so it shoots a jizzy mist.

In order to mark my territory, if I'm having sex with a girl for the first time I will jist on her for maximum cum coverage.

Jist by Ninja-B April 12, 2017

Jistreak 

Sounds French and fancy and pronounced like "jizz-Streek" but as one word: Jistréak. You can place it as a noun in a sentence or make it the title to something ie: artwork, name of an art piece, or name of a certain brand.of. clothing etc. Just to fuck with people

Lululémons "Power Jistreak Tank" is sold out everywhere!

A- I just bought a new art piece where the canvas is splattered with creamy abstract streak marks.
B- what's it called?
A- the artist titled it "Jistréak"
B- brilliant!

Jistreak by Sublebrity June 3, 2021