Jistines

Jistines
(noun) Jih-steens
A disease in which a girl becomes hopelessly annoying and follows people she thinks are her friends around all the time. She is also prone to believing she is friends with people more popular than she is, which makes her annoyingly confident around them.

Girl 1: OMG that girl is sooo annoying.
Girl 2: Oh, that girl? Yeah I heard she's got the Jistines or something.

Jistines by ishiptedsweeran June 6, 2013

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justinese

Words improperly pronounced by men named Justin.

Justin: Hey Peisbel, how do you spell katchup?
Peisbel: *confused* Do you mean ketchup?

Justin: ...
Peisbel ...
Justin: Katchup and ketchup is the same in justinese.
Peisbel: Um, Okay..

justinese by Flulaborgswife February 9, 2020

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cornholio

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cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

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