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Wrong spelling of gist. The gist of the argument is the essence, the most important point.
I was really just vomiting images like spoiled sushi (that may be an ill-considered metaphor, but you get my gist). -> not jist
by cptLAGER March 12, 2009
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When you cover your dick hole with your thumb while you cum so it shoots a jizzy mist.
In order to mark my territory, if I'm having sex with a girl for the first time I will jist on her for maximum cum coverage.
by Ninja-B April 12, 2017
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The whole general idea of a subject.
A: Did you get the jist of that movie?

B: Yeah, it's about sodomy, death, and clowns.
by Shane -- KD05' March 02, 2005
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This is a contraction for the exclamation, "Jesus Christ". It is a more efficient and potentially less offensive way to use the Lord's name in vain.
Person A: Oops I spilled cranberry juice on your carpet, Person B.

Person B: J'ist! That's gonna stain!
by Sarah Wolk December 18, 2005
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The act of inserting one's fist into another individual's vagina or anus until he or she experiences sexual climax, or "jizzes." A combination of the words fist and jizz.
I got totally jisted in prison, man.
by Black Chrome November 29, 2006
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