Irish Sunglasses 

Two black eyes that from a distance, look like a pair of sunglasses. Usually a gift to women by their boyfriends or husbands.

"Hey Ted, you see that lady over there?"

"Yeah. She's got a nice pair of Irish Sunglasses on."

Irish Sunglasses by Stone_Cold19D April 16, 2009

Irish Sunglasses 

Comes from the stereotypical way Irish men beat their wives, so that Irish women are often seen with a pair of black eyes that resembles sunglasses.
Can be applied to any women with a black eye given by a man.

"I heard them fighting last night, and saw her leave the house this morning with a new pair of Irish Sunglasses"

Irish Sunglasses by The Good Captian December 21, 2009

Irish Sunglasses 

When you've been drinking some alcoholic beverages and see a hot girl, but when you sober up and she's not as hot as you thought. Also known as Beer Goggles, Irish Goggles, Beer Glasses, etc.

Hooked with this girl, but I had Irish Sunglasses so I woke up and she was so fugly, Iwished I could put them back on.

Irish Sunglasses by TheLandmaster64 September 27, 2019