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A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.
'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'
by ant August 04, 2004
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Guinness and raw oysters, preferably both as fresh as possible.
We woke up, went out on the oyster boat and had a fine Irish breakfast before going home to beat the kids some more.
by Stuph July 16, 2004
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Self-induced vomiting on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.
"After beating him senseless outside the bar I gave him an irish breakfast."
by Teddy O'Bryant June 22, 2006
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Voluntarily throwing up on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.
"After beating him senseless he gave him an irish breakfast."
by Frank Crowell June 20, 2006
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Refers to the act of cracking an egg into a pint of Guinness
"What are you doing with that egg,,, oh GOD!!!"
"It's called an Irish Breakfast yeah!"
by SWHustles June 16, 2016
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When two men are penetrating a female, one vaginally and one anally, while another female is providing oral sex to the first female and putting a finger in the ass of each man. All happening at the same time.
Man last night was crazy, me and Steve met of with these girls downtown and ended up having an Irish Breakfast!
by BigRowdy69 May 24, 2017
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