I
Owe the
World an
Apology
"We're the center of the universe," cried the city slicker wannabe from Des Moines to the bumpkin from Ottumwa. After ranting on for half an hour, the bumpkin punched the city slicker in the face. Afterwards, the city slicker muttered "IOWA--I owe the world an apology for my bragging."
by Braniff June 11, 2009

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A state in the U.S. that would be average except for one thing: Slipknot.
Iowa would be boring if not for Slipknot.

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Indian for "The Hole"
Welcome to Iowa, the hole in the middle of the United States.
by PunkArs March 20, 2008

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Idiots Out Wandering Around
Dude, that's a total IOWA'n there.
by Signe Newman July 10, 2008

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Booring. Don't compare us to New York. We're the last to get anything. People think we're "quaint" like a traffic jam to us is 10 cars behind a tractor rolling down the highway! Dude...ok, I'm from Iowa...and *I* think that's pathetic!!! THAT'S WHY I LEFT!!!
To the people who made coments 3 & 4...thanks for showing what fine MORONS come out of Iowa.
by NeoMatrixJR October 14, 2006

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A state, properly named for the fact that it is just Idiots Out Wandering Around.

it is also the home of Slipknot, some more IOWA.
Everyone in IOWA is an Idiot Out Wandering Around
by Tucker Barrett March 22, 2008

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An early U.S. experiment in criminal reform and psychological treatment. In the 1800's, eastern U.S. states sent their most deranged and mentally incompetent criminals to a remote land reserve, later known as Iowa. Treatment officials tried various behavioral-modification techniques to reform and rehabilitate the deranged lunatics. Sadly, the program worked to no avail. Eventually, rampant inbreeding and subsequent off-the-charts retardation took over the population. Officials decided that the best course of action was to isolate the Iowans (Sioux for "criminally insane") from the rest of the U.S. population. Accordingly, the officials established social engineering programs and propaganda to trick the Iowans into believing that their state has relevance in order to keep them from leaving the state and polluting other, more hospitable U.S. states.
Do good in school, or you'll end up in Iowa.
by I-L-L December 04, 2006

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